▲ 361 ▼ The elderly getting some tail (sh.itjust.works) submitted 6 months ago by pelespirit@sh.itjust.works to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works 23 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago (3 children) I'm also wondering how you poop. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 6 months ago (2 children) Like me specifically or in general because one of those questions is an emergency and I'm very sorry for taking so long permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago (1 child) Well, I'm not interested in one of those things, and I've already mopped up the mess. Apology accepted, begrudgingly. But I was actually wondering how seniors with limited mobility are supposed to poop with a 4 foot tail sticking out the back? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) Well I imagine some of them have alternative buttholes. But also you should probably make it really easy to raptor-out and un-raptor-out. Like just as a safety thing in case your tail got fin fungus or sudden battery blowup disease (from unsafe robot dinosaur sex of course) Edit if you are going to have dinosaur sex of course it is going to be unsafe consensual nonconcessional robot dinosaur sex please keep up permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 6 months ago (2 children) Like me specifically or in general because one of those questions is an emergency and I'm very sorry for taking so long permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago (1 child) Well, I'm not interested in one of those things, and I've already mopped up the mess. Apology accepted, begrudgingly. But I was actually wondering how seniors with limited mobility are supposed to poop with a 4 foot tail sticking out the back? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) Well I imagine some of them have alternative buttholes. But also you should probably make it really easy to raptor-out and un-raptor-out. Like just as a safety thing in case your tail got fin fungus or sudden battery blowup disease (from unsafe robot dinosaur sex of course) Edit if you are going to have dinosaur sex of course it is going to be unsafe consensual nonconcessional robot dinosaur sex please keep up permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago (1 child) Well, I'm not interested in one of those things, and I've already mopped up the mess. Apology accepted, begrudgingly. But I was actually wondering how seniors with limited mobility are supposed to poop with a 4 foot tail sticking out the back? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) Well I imagine some of them have alternative buttholes. But also you should probably make it really easy to raptor-out and un-raptor-out. Like just as a safety thing in case your tail got fin fungus or sudden battery blowup disease (from unsafe robot dinosaur sex of course) Edit if you are going to have dinosaur sex of course it is going to be unsafe consensual nonconcessional robot dinosaur sex please keep up permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) Well I imagine some of them have alternative buttholes. But also you should probably make it really easy to raptor-out and un-raptor-out. Like just as a safety thing in case your tail got fin fungus or sudden battery blowup disease (from unsafe robot dinosaur sex of course) Edit if you are going to have dinosaur sex of course it is going to be unsafe consensual nonconcessional robot dinosaur sex please keep up permalink fedilink source parent
