is that a razer brand napkin?

4/10

-6 for ergonomic reasons

10/10

How many fps on that bad boy?

Way back in the aughts with the rise of smarphones I was hoping for a modular thing a bit like framework but like a phone that would dock into a laptop body that had more storage and external video card that you could dock into a full kb/mouse/screens setup. I feel we are close but need a real linux phone or mini tablet. honestly kinda hoping for AR to make most of that even unnecessary. then it can just be portable and docked extra power like a type 1 and 2 phaser.

It works 9/10 -1 for screen blocking Ui.

Windows xp start button key good god

Oh hey i have that same keyboard!

0/7

Keyboard - looks awful.

Mouse - looks awful

Mousepad - kinda stylish (yet awful)

Phone mount/case - looks like it will protect the phone when it inevitably falls.

5/8.

Minus three for beard dandruff and mouse-to-hand dead skin transfer , and a two point penalty for deploying your rig on an unsafe surface.

4 - Because that equipment is pretty gross, 4 real.

Negative zero.