Your Dasher has sent you a message: "WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MEN PLAYING WOMEN'S SPORTS?"

Even doctors have to Moonlight as doordashers?

He probably took a bite out of your McDonald's.

Your DoorDash order was dropped off by: "Not Jesus"

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Bag is probably full of shit that he is about to set on fire so you stomp it to put the fire out. Except that sort of plan requires more executive function than he possesses.

it's seven dollars worth of nuggets. oh my me, get off the cross and get back to work no you don't get a tip.

Wardash?

Mr Dump, did you go outside in your pajamas to get your door dash and lock yourself out again?

If he were a real delivery driver he'd definitely be complaining about the high gas prices now.

This post proved to me that AI art can have value.

A very small amount, when used vindictively to produce a single kek

I kind of think the amount of water used to generate this image might have been worth it.

On what planet do doctors wear flowing white robes with red pashmenas/shawls?

Demented piece of shit

Doctors delivering Door Dash, now? MAGA has really wrecked this country.

Why do you need doordash bags to do some doctorin'?