Prison? Are you going to bang me up step bro?

Lol. What the hell is wrong with the UK?

The Ministry of Justice said that possessing and publishing porn showing incest between family members and sex between step or foster relatives where one person pretends to be under-18 would be a crime.

I feel like everytime this is brought up, headlines ignore the whole "pretending to be under 18" part...

How that's interpreted determines everything else.

It's also super weird they don't ban everything where the person pretends to be a child tho...

The USA is the biggest creator and user of step porn

Oh no step-PM what are you doing?

Why the UK is going on the anti porn crusade?

Five years for roleplaying in the bedroom with a camera? What the fuck? Yeah ok it is icky but the reality is still it is insane to threaten people with jail time for roleplaying in the bedroom with a camera and it is the most UK thing ever.

The only thing that could make this more perfectly stupid is if Keir Starmer gets caught having watched a bunch of this kind of porn.

This is what centrists obsess over instead of addressing real existential issues like the cost of living, healthcare, WW3 or climate change.

Literally a thought crime. Fun times.

So, im not a fan. I feel like its annoying and straight 'people' are Not Okay.

But like... What the fuck?

What crime in the U.K. has less than 5 year sentence? Beating someone up? Sexual assault? Sounds like they'd rather you do that.

I know Sir Kier is a big clever lawyer and that but someone should tell him this is not real.

Once upon a time I thought labour would be better

What's next? 'Abhorrent' cell-mate consent porn?

I want the pornographic documentary of the royal family.

Show me queen Victoria getting her back blown out.

That's the morally correct kind of porno Kier wants obviously.

so basically, 99% of Pornhub.

With even possessing it being a crime? That's crazy.

A ban on producing and publishing it is one thing, but a ban on possessing it could involve some absolutely insane enforcement. Especially if they count cached content on your computer as 'possession'. Oops, you visited pornhub and loaded their homepage? Now you have 30 video thumbnail images in your browser cache, 20 of which feature themes of 'step-incest'. That'll be 20 counts of possession of incest pornography -- have fun in court.

The duck is your problem UK