oy, I'll 'elp tha bird out.

one American football field is equal to 2000 kebab stands innit.

fair to say, if you 'ad 2000 kebabs warshing the lipstick off the field would be the least of yer worroies.

Do the brits wanna talk about how they came up with a "yard" as a measurement?

Hah! Just as I suspected, you all only call your sport (also played on a field) "football" when Americans are listening in order to mess with us.

(/j, of course)

Hey-hey, don't bring "dozen" into this filthy discussion, it did nothing wrong!

I'm going to resist the urge to test that. Wait, if you mean American football, I can't anyway.

Er... Non-US countries also use "dozen" and have football fields. The only thing here that's an american measurement is "inches", and she shouldn't have much a problem understanding that since the thing being measured is right in front of her.

This one is reaching.

There's only a tiny fraction of a stone in here, but it can be used to draw for dozens of li