A comparison chart shows two columns labeled “ChatGPT” and “A microwave.” Three criteria are listed on the left: “Heats water while running,” “Can set a timer,” and “Can tell the time.” Under ChatGPT, there is a green checkmark for “Heats water while running,” but red X marks for “Can set a timer” and “Can tell the time.” Under “A microwave,” all three criteria have green checkmarks. At the bottom, a caption reads: “Conclusion: The microwave wins!”

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[–] 47 points 7 months ago (8 children)

But, can a microwave help me commit war crimes and bomb children?

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    You could probably do this with a microwave on a small scale without having to buy pricey long range weaponry

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  • [–] 19 points 7 months ago

    Me: Hey microwave export this info into a spreadsheet. Microwave:

    Conclusion: same results as GPT, microwave wins.

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    Frankly surprising. As pessimistic as I generally am, I at least assumed that the models could handle that prompt. However, worse than I would have thought.

    Except for QWEN 3.5, maybe they trained that excessively on HTML clock software? Other models sometimes hit the mark or close enough, but QWEN 3.5 had it nailed.

    Funny when I thought maybe it took liberties and made a numberless clock... Then I realize it just missed the clockface so badly that you could just barely make out a 5 in it's upper left...

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    Don’t get me wrong, this is funny, but patently false

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Damn, I checked using their website, that’s why.

    I actually got this idea after testing it on Anthropic Claude, I’m still laughing at the fact our most advanced chatbots are struggling to do something as simple as that.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (1 child)

    Is this in response to the TikTokker who asked ChatGPT to time his mile run? Asking because it vent fairly viral and the CEO even reacted to it. That may be why they pushed the feature out. I believe the user's name was Husk.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 7 months ago*

    I thought of this during a debate I had with a colleague about generative AI
    «  -Come on, why would I trust the most advanced technology in the world if it cannot even tell the time when asked to? Even my kitchen microwave can tell the time
    -Yes, but AI isn’t made to heat stuff
    -…It does heat a lot of water, though »

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    It might work at the moment, one of the gripes I've had is that day to day previously working stuff doesn't work anymore. So it's hard to specifically rely upon specific behavior.

    Especially since the tendency of the LLMs is to say "Ok, I've done X" even if it doesn't have a skill or access to do X. So you can't rely on it to even accurately indicate that it can't do it.

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Both serve up old rehashed garbage slightly worse than the original. Yup.

    "AI" is just a shitty microwave.

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

    Microwaves don't deserve to be lumped in with shitty Hungry Man dinners. Or AI for that matter!

    When paired with an air fryer they are perfect for ensuring meal preps like burritos are heated inside before toasting.

    Also you can heat frozen rice which is healther because it lowers the glycemic index, reducing blood sugar spike and making the energy last longer in your body. On top of saving you 20 mins to cook rice for only 1-2 servings.

    Also Microwaves work mostly by heating up the water in things. With that knowledge you can reheat foods such as chicken that would likely dry out using most other methods.

    The whole "microwaves are killing us" is some hippy dippy bullshit. Most people would need to eat food that actually contains nutrients to begin with before they should worry about losing them during the cooking process.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Also the “wrap it in a damp paper towel” technique can help rejuvenate bread, muffins, and flour tortillas too!

    I also bake brownies and cupcakes in the microwave and they come out pretty good!

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    But a microwave doesn't tell me my struggles are real and i did a great job by doing 5 dishes today....

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Using the microwave as a kitchen timer for the stove is GOATed

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Who in their right mind uses a microwave to heat water.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    People who bring a cup of instant ramen to work but don't have a good water cooler w/ hot tap. (Electric kettles aren't considered standard in American kitchens, even if a lot of us havem hanging around.)

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