you are just going to creat a group of highly trained zombies that will easily outrun you once the machines fail inevitably, you are basically creating a zombie bootcamp and you are the final goal

Hopefully you have electricity

I remember this exact meme from back when it was fresh.

Bonus: let the treadmills produce power for your retreat.

Green energy

The Zombies

Slop

insert AI slop comment here

And you can always look out the window for entertainment.

It wouldn't work, but it would be quite a show to look at.

We giving zombies free cardio and endurance training? Pass. I think I'll set out some cans of crisco and hope they get too fat to move.

Feels a lot like plants vs Zombies

Ew slop

Someone's been playing factorio

I would just plant a bunch of walnuts.

Inspired by the physics of white holes.

Why is one looking used?

I had a dream like this once.

One was chasing me down the highway, skittering behind me like a bald snowmobile.

Good times.