I haven't had Chick-fil-A in close to 10 years. Fuck em.

It's not even as good as it used to be. The quality of the buns and the chicken have dramatically changed. Even the pickles are worse than they used to be. Their sodas have always been mostly ice, and the quality of the waffle fries has always been location dependent. How hasn't another chain taken over their market share?

Imagine doing sassy-food-merchant social-media viral-marketing about global terrorism in real time.

Something very fundamental has perverted in us.

The name stands for “chicken filet, A1 quality” which you only get from godfearing poultry

A whole restaurant chain will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 79 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Chick-fil-A, Inc.!

Such presidential language. *chefs kiss*

I think it makes more sense to say praise be to christ in this case, no? That was an insult, not...literally praising allah.