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[–] 8 points 7 months ago

Ha ha

1 ply, your fingers will really get involved in that story.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    Bad toilet paper spreads shit on your cheeks like butter

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Good toilet paper is bidet. Then I guess you can dry your ass off with some regular toilet paper.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Yes. Bad toilet paper is shitty, more or less.

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  • Single ply is pure diarrhea

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Romans used scrapers, not paper.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Thanks, I didn't need to know that.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Oh boy, you'll want to swallow any food or drink currently in your mouth before reading this next part.

    Essential Roman informationThey didn't just have poop scrapers, they had communal poop scrapers. Kept in the communal toilets. They didn't even know bacteria was a thing and probably used some sort of blessing as the most important part of the cleaning ritual. If they even had a clearning ritual more involved than shake it underwater until most of the poop comes off.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    No, what's shitty is your bootyhole. Bad toilet paper just handles it poorly which is shitty in its own way.

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