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[–] 60 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Can we mass produce those submarines? They only have to reach a few thousand metres of depth once, so it should be easier.

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  • [–] 30 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    A chain with an iron ball would be far cheaper tbh.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    But it's more elegant if you get them to get in voluntarily. Just tell them it's something the poors cannot do.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    We could bring back the elegance and pageantry of casting them off a cliff as tribute to Poseidon. Maybe ask him to cool down oceanic temperatures a little bit? Could actually work. Not because Poseidon is real, but because we’re eliminating some of the top contributors to climate change.

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  • [–] 48 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Huh "submarine" rhymes with "guillotine" I just noticed

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  • [–] 40 points 7 months ago

    Crushing it my guy

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago

    Some people just collapse under pressure.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

    deep down for sure, i mean, if you dig deep enough into the mariana trench you'll find sunshine when you exit the planet through the other side

    but honestly, does it matter? i mean, the purpose of a system is what it does. it does not matter whether they believe in the future deep down as long as they act like it. so we must ensure policies that bring us into the future, independent of whether our rulers want to or not. that's what we can actually talk about and measure, everything below the surface is not actually something that we can determine.


    edit: oh lol i didn't even see that was a submarine. i thought it was a surveillance camera at first. joke flew over my head.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    If the good person deep inside you never comes out, what does it matter?

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Build more and send it.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Replace "The Rich" with "Oligarchs", slap this on a t-shirt, and I'm in.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    Deep down, billionaires are good people. #OceanGate

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    Drink the rich! slurp slurp

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    That's deep

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Let's give the billionaires a round of applause. Or at least one big, loud clap.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    How about a short drop and a sudden stop?

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    🏆🏆🏆

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  • [–] -1 points 7 months ago

    Oh yeah, even the kid and the scientist?

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