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[–] 50 points 7 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 35 points 7 months ago

    "Who I am, is not important. The Important part, is that You are in MY realm now. You will not like, what comes next."

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  • [–] 22 points 7 months ago

    "The cheater"

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  • [–] 41 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    It's used in the rear opening.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago

    Heed now good sirs, for I am The Analihilator. The punisher of this realm. I penetrate deep in the bowels of the darkest unknown and slay all thee that dare come art thou.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago* (2 children)
  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Well you know how you go diagonal, and you go in an L shape, I go...different...

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    I dunno, but he's seen some shit.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    I penetrate the rear.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    The Grimace.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Wasn't there a chess tournament thing where one Player was accused of cheating via remote vibration buttplug?

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    I didn’t just beat ‘em at chess, I rectum.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    What a shitty piece.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Its the most important piece!

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago