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[–] 73 points 7 months ago* (5 children)

We carve arcane patterns:

into specially prepared pieces of rock:

then apply energy and imbue them with instructions in specific, obscure languages to perform tasks for us. If you make any mistakes while uttering the instructions, the task fails.

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  • [–] 37 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Enchanted rocks, inscribed with runes, imbued with lightning.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Nah, just tricked a rock into thinking by running current through it

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  • [–] 51 points 7 months ago (8 children)

    Wireless everything. Its magic. RF magic.

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  • [–] 22 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    I took graduate courses in RF physics.

    It's magic.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 child)

    I studied electronics, and today I work in IT, specializing in networking. I have no fucking idea why RF, let alone wifi, works. I mean understand how it works, but the why-part is magic, trust me.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I worked with someone that's been designing RF circuits close to 4 decades. They reckon it's only about 50% magic.

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  • [–] 19 points 7 months ago

    Computer programming.

    We created entire schools of magic (programming language) that all have their unique syntax and rules. Each school of magic has it's own spells. We type the magic words (commands) into a spell book (software) that was created by magic words to create new software.

    Straight up fucking magic.

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  • [–] 38 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Honestly everything since electricity. The number of people we now support at a level of comfort that was unimaginable to even a king 250 years ago.

    Waking up at night in the middle of winter in a warm house instantly lit, getting up to poop on a warm comfortable indoor throne with fresh spring breeze scent in the air. The poop flushes away effortlessly and your hands and bum are quickly fresh & clean with running warm water scented soaps and dry with materials 10x more soft & absorbent than the famed Turkish towels. You decide to eat an orange (despite the fact they don't grow within 1,000 miles of here) and heat a frozen snack in the microwave before heading back to bed.

    And, unlike most households for most of history, neither you nor anyone in your family currently has tapeworms

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 child)

    My mom told me she woke up one night with some worm thing in her mouth and she had to get it out...

    Ewwww idk why she told me that story...

    Average farmer-villager life lol

    They told me there are also blood-sucking worms, that'd hurt like hell if they bite you, in the fields where my grandparents worked and my mom had to help out in the farm... (like from like I think she said 8 year old or something... she'd help grandparents as soon as she got home from school...)

    She makes me feel like I'm privilaged to not have to do manual farming work...

    I mean... sure... the hardest stuff I did at her age was file taxes for her and help her translate stuff from English... perhap I am "privilaged"?

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    Driving on the road with humans and highway driving. Humans are remarkably stupid and volatile and yet, by and large, driving is remarkably reliable and safe despit the fact everyone is controlling a 3000+ lb weapon whilr distracted by thoughts and their phones. It blows my mind.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    On a related note, the idea that all it takes is a simple line on the ground for a lot of disaster not to happen. Sometimes when another car passes in the opposite direction, I think of how freaking close we are, at the relative speeds we're going, and I'm amazed/frightened that a line dividing our lanes, an imaginary border, is all that's keeping us apart.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Why are so many of these "seems like magic" posts people taking an opportunity to be super negative

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  • [–] 0 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Maybe bc real magic would also be an awesome and terrible force

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago

    Aluminum foil. Rolls of perfectly smooth, impossibly thin METAL. That you can buy for like $3 and use at-will by the sheet. Wtf.

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    And I don't wanna talk to a scientist

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I'm still fucking amazed that I can just put my phone on a fancy circle and it sticks there until I pull it off. I've had that thing for like a year and it still feels like magic.

    Also:

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    I mean, I was making an ICP joke:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

    But yeah, people freaked the fuck out over "lodestones".

    Some Greek 8,000 years ago found out sometimes a very special rock will always point in one direction if you allow it to spin.

    No one had any fucking idea what was happening, but suddenly sailing all over the place exploring wasn't dangerous. No matter what, you could get back home.

    Except there's insanely rare areas that have magnetic anomlys where it suddenly goes crazy for reasons you have no way to explain.

    The man-hours over 8,000 years of various cultures figuring out magnets is probably higher than a lot of "big" discoveries, it took humanity forever to the point we can buy crazy strong temu magnets for $3 just to fuck around.

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I'm a spongy sack of fatty tissue controlling a vehicle made of meat with electricity.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    I can use a slab of glass to summon either:

    1. A bunch of entities with weapons... (firebenders? metalbenders?)
    2. A bunch of waterbenders that can use a device on a self-propelled vehicle to move water from the ground to turn off a fire nearby
    3. Faries that could possibly save your life
    4. Transportation... in exchange for a deduction in your magical number
    5. Food... in exchange for a deduction in your magical number...
    6. Speaking of The Magical Number System... just hope your region of reigning Wizards/Witches don't mess up the mana in the area... that could break the magic numbers...
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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    There's a box in my kitchen I can put dirty dishes and tomorrow morning they're clean

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    Both phones and modern medicine are pretty cool to me still!

    I can talk to someone on the other side of the world? Basically instantly? Damn! That's sweet!

    Diseases that use to ravage the world are just. Gone. I don't have to worry about getting smallpox and just dying. I get a single shot, once? (Maybe a few times for the nasty diseases) and then I just... go do whatever? Damn, that's amazing!

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    So many having access to the bulk of human knowledge and so many driving head first into conspiracy theories and magical thinking for comfort seems pretty cursed

    In a time of constant attention distractions and exploiting addiction triggers and misinformation some folks choosing to reject corporate media to actually read books and primary sources and get PhDs to do more academics seems pretty blessed

    The em field seems like 50 different things but it's all different frequency ranges of the same thing is pretty mind blowing

    diagram showing different technology and effects of the electromagnetic field at different frequencies

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago*

    GPS. I know how it works in principle* - but it's still magic that I can be in the most remote spot in the world and still get my exact bearings to the nearest square metre.

    ( * Triangulate from the time offsets in ping messages from four or more satellites with synchronised clocks, right?)

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    Written language. It literally lets us communicate with people thousands of years apart and around the world. Most significant technological development in human history imo.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Yeah fam. That's exactly the point of Insane Clown Posse's song Miracles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GyVx28R9-s

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Lol came here to post that. Fucking juggalos, so gross yet so wholesome...

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    The fact that all over the world we can drill a hole ~100' into the ground and get fresh water. So far, but many factors are conspiring against that basic life-sustaining resource.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    This thing in my hand that’s like 20% larger and 138% heavier than a cassette tape according to Duck AI, yet it has all my music, access to hundreds of movies (via plex, hosted on my Mac), not to mention I use it to answer stupid quotations and sometimes it changes what I type. Yeah, that.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Identifying birds with apps like Merlin. That thing is amazing.

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    Rainbows.

    Radio. Radio is magic.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Looking at my family brings joy that feels like a hug to my heart.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Computers. How can a bunch of switches do this stuff?

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I just am not happy enough with the world for anything to feel magical anymore.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (2 children)

    The trick is looking for the little magic. In the midst of this past winter’s snowmageddon I had to keep driving to work. The windshield would be covered in salt spray and dirt most of the time. One day I must have gotten the bright idea to do the window washer when I got to work, before I went inside. My memory’s not the greatest and it was such a small simple thing that I had totally forgotten about it by the end of the day.

    It took me a few blocks to pick up on what was different, since it seemed like everything was. I could read the bumper stickers on the car in front of me. All of the houses and buildings were in sharp relief. I could make out the individual branches of each tree instead of just seeing a tall gray blob. It slowly dawned on me that all this was because my windshield was clean.

    My past self had inadvertently created magic for my future self. Not magic in finally having a clean window or somehow making the snow and sleet stop. Magic in those few brief moments when I could see things more clearly than any other time in the cold winters of my life. That brief moment was like walking out of a door right at the end of a summer rainstorm. Petrichor filling your nostrils and everything in front of you so sharp and full of color.

    Remember it’s probably not the world you’re unhappy with, it’s the people on it. Look past the people and find the magic in your surroundings.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    I appreciated the effort but I have been at the stage where nature walks and taking a hot bath kinda helped and being intentionally appreciative for years. I mean I sometimes do think about how even a few small changes to the way decision makers did stuff would have major changes but im just don't have it in me to appreciate "The Butterfly".

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    How shitposts travel across the world in an imperceivable amount of time. On a technical level, I know how computer networks work, but it still feels like an incredible achievement.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

    That slab you use for browsing social media has dotzens of times the computing power of the Cray supercomputer.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    hulk hogan said he would wrestle more than 365 days in a year because of how often he went to japan and back

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