Its how everyone see this happening.

Everyone has a bad alchohol (or something) expirence, its obvious to everyone that something like that happened and his brain (while on drugs) skipped a track. The emberassing part is that he insists on the sci-fi explanation, rather than the much more mundane normal waffle house expirence.

Under any other administration we would be like "The head of FEMA used to be a party animal, funny", but now its just more on the pile of unqualified BS, the issue is that this guy runs the dept that helps people on the worst days of their lives.

It's better than getting blackout drunk and driving your car into a pond, killing your passenger, like that other Kennedy....

I mean, plenty of us sleepwalk, someone who isn't me does, talks, walks, moves around, in a dream but awake and walking. Swim never claimed teleportation because swim (someone who isn't me) isn't an asshole.

I guess we all "teleport" to Waffle House from time to time.

https://youtube.com/shorts/B4APOBUpLAs

The worst part is he's been described by FEMA officials as their best shot. He was brought in to destroy the organization, but upon coming in he listened to the people who worked there and has become a strong defender of the org.

So yeah, he's completely insane, violently unhinged, and quite possibly the most responsible person Trump has put in charge of a government agency in this administration. It's a real shitshow

No Child Left Behind probably destroyed us.

Spoiler alert: This country had roughly the same amount of integrity and ethics prior to 2016. The only difference is that Trump gave everyone who gave lip service to integrity and ethics permission to unmask and expose their hypocrisy. To those people, ethics was just a weapon to tie the hands of the few people who actually had strong values.

Yes, aliens teleported him and his car to waffle house and the bastards also injected him full of Jack Daniels in order to cover up the truth.

About once a year, I teleport from Florida to NYC to visit family. I use my vehicle as a time travel device, and the teleportation process takes about 19 hours, while I sit quietly at the controls, and listen to music, podcasts, and audio books.

Let he who has not been teleported to a Waffle House throw the first stone. Did you know most people at a Waffle house at 3am cannot tell you exactly how they got there? Coincidence or Conspiracy? Chug this handle of Goldschläger(teleport fuel) and we shall conduct an experiment!