"I think that one of the Devil's great tricks is to convince people he never existed."

Right after that comes setting up his spawn in the white house.

Wouldn't a much greater trick be for Satan to convince you to do his work, but in God's name?

CPAC straw poll winner for 2028 Republican Presidential candidate, ladies and gentlemen.

If JD Vance had any ability to identify demons there is no way he would have ended up in his current role.

Is RFK's worm contagious?

JD be stealin' my crazy aunt's conspiracy theories. "They don't exist because they can't get here from there! And they're DEMONS!"

Lifted from The Usual Suspects.

The actual quote is by French poet Charles Baudelaire: "The finest trick of the devil is to persuade you that he does not exist"

So George Clinton is Baphomet? That’s crazy.

Man, how nice would the world be if this were the stupidest thing this guy had said in recent memory?

Damn it! Why couldn't this one be The Onion?

“I mean, every great world religion including Christianity, the one that I believe in, has understood that there are weird things out there and there are things that are very difficult to explain,” said Vance. “And I naturally go, when I hear about sort of extra-natural phenomenon, that’s where I go to is the Christian understanding that, you know, there’s a lot of good out there, but there’s also some evil out there.”

Bro really said the celestial beings are actually the bad guys...

Like, if the heavens are full of demons to JD, where exactly does his god live?

Lots of people probably feel the same way