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[–] 44 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Nestle

"chocolate"

Nothing of value was lost.

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago

    You say “chocolate stolen,” I say “stolen water liberated.”

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    That's one hell of a break.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    At least they had a sense of humour, and used that pun in their statement

    "We've always encouraged people to have a break with KitKat," a spokesperson for the brand said, referring to its catchphrase. "But it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tonnes of our chocolate."

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    "chocolate"

    Expect a sudden influx of brown wax candles on the European black market

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    They just explained to the thieves how they would be caught, which means one of two things, they can't actually catch them that way, or they're bluffing

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Look, chocolate is not a Nestle right ...

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago
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    [–] 24 points 7 months ago

    Fuck Nestle. Hope they get away with it.

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago

    What about the water they steal on a daily basis

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