Leaning against my living room wall where I can see and admire her whenever I like.

In the covered bicycle parking that my apartment building provides.

The downhill bike i don't ride anymore hangs on my living room wall, the enduro i still ride is in my basement on the bike repair stand or whatever you call it. Ebike hangs on another wall and my bmx just does whatever

Mounted on the wall

Folded up in my car, I always have it with me.

It goes in the bike pile in the basement with all the other bikes, obviously.

Or my car, but it can only fit one bike

One in my cold shed, my main one in my heated tool shed and the third one in the attic space of that same shed waiting for frame repair.

Pupper mentioned, now we require the photographic tax!

I pulled a peice of furniture out from the wall and tucked it behind when I lived in an apartment.

Not a small space back then, but mine used to sit in the living room, until winter came and the melting snow would drip on the hardwood and the carbide studs would scatch the floor. So then my wife asked if I would mind bringing it down to the basement, which was reasonable. Now we are in a small condo, with no space for the bike, so it is chained to your parking stall pillar, and then extra llocks and chains through the wheels and frame.

On a trainer for the rainy days

In the shipping container outside. I think the tyres perished. Got a dog that needs to be with me all the time and can't run fast, so I'm stuck walking instead. I did buy a child trailer thing but couldn't seem to mount it on the rear wheel quick release hoohaa.

Awhile back I saw a system where you would hang your bike on the wall using 2 hooks under the top bar. But the hooks have to be long enough so that the wheels don't touch the wall, or you'll get black stains from the tyres.

Smart! Easy access but not in the way

I have 2 bikes and I live in an apartment. They come inside the apartment and live right by the front door against the wall.

I have fairly deep wall-mounted shelves on a wall starting a little over waist high. I can fit a bike or two in the space under those shelves without really taking up extra floor space

I just put it on the ground floor of my apartment building, next to the entrance to the basement

I had one of those in my balcony once ... unfortunately on a standard 8 feet apartment, even when you lift it all the way up, the bike still gets in the way

I lock it up outside.

All over the garage where my car is supposed to be parked.

Folded up (it's a Brompton) in the entrance's dresser

In the laundry room inside the unit.

That's a pretty good way to save the usability of the footprint btw. Might use it if I have to free up the laundry.

In my outside closet because I haven't used it in 10 years. Maybe I will use it soon. When I get any sorta income

I just store mine behind the front door. It really doesn't get in the way!