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[–] 36 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm from the internet, do NOT use a lightbulb.

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  • [–] 23 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Just eat a lot... problem solved!

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Dead in car crash doing 80 over the limit?

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Fingers is the easiest way. Just make sure to use lube.

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    [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    Remember to first bring stuff to room temperature

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    6 scoops of metamucil will take care of that for you

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    "What am I, the butthole repair man?"

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    It's because only psychos put a space in butthole!

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago
    [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Super glue.

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    [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Relevant username?

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