Good thing I already gave away all of mine

Well done. Fun with the sign without permanently altering it. Civil shenanigans at its best.

"Um, guys, you might want to change the name of the game when you release it in the US..."

35' 11" is good too.

The real lesson here is that fucks were inside trucks the whole time.

Not even whales can fuck 35 ft. - only human technology has permitted the development of the Long Range Tactical Fuck Launcher.

That's one hell of a conga line, I tell you what!