Lower your standards and be happy for a moment.

Do what I do and sleep in the bath!

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There's no longer a need for a bed, obviously, but if you use the BathBed™ in other ways then you save even more. You can eat in it, so that means you can get rid of the sofa, tables, and chairs.
Who needs visitors anyway.
Plus with the new wider plughole system you can poop in the BathBed™! No more need for a toilet!!
If you wear your clothes in the BathBed™ then why would you need a washing machine? Offload that spinning noisy antiquated appliance and get with the times!!

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every fucking night

if you have a penis or similar, condom catheters let you piss the bed without pissing the bed

if you do not have a penis, catheters let you piss the bed without pissing the bed, but there's an unpleasant insertion process. well, some people dislike the insertion process.

Why not just go to the bathroom before sleeping?

This was me when I had Covid

Worst is when you wake up and have to piss about 20 minutes before your normal wake-up time. Too long to hold it, not long enough to lie back down.

This is the biggest "inner battle", especially when its early morning and you are half asleep and your bladder kicks you to move but the body doesn't want to move.