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[–] 105 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Don't you mean transforming Mars?

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  • [–] 65 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    Convincing Elon musk to shut up about Mars hahaha

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  • [–] 24 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I’m way more happy if he spents all his money and time on that, instead of about everything else he does.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Huh.....would you look at that. FINALLY floridaman says something I can agree on.

    Oh....nevermind, he's back to his old ways. He just put a strapon on an alligator, and is attempting to get pegged.

    And now he's giving the alligator bath salts.

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Then Mars would be their deadname. What could be a new one? Mildred?

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    A collective of Alexandra's and Cities themselves wondering whether they must identify as male now because they were all named of Alexander the Great.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    And Mars is a god of war, who had children with Venus. Population growth be damned

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago*

    Liberal liberal

    Mutilating planetary genitals

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Off-topic: I recently learned that marijuana is one of few plants that have males and females. Most plants can produce both pollen and seeds, marijuana plants just produce one or the other

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