OurSQL exists, it's called MariaDB. It was forked from MySQL when Oracle bought it and started to fuck with it.
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there doesn't seem to be anything here
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We have OurSQL at home, it's called MongoDB
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When vibecoders let the slopmachine set up a "My"SQL database and don't check where it stores the API key.
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You forgot to name your daughter "our" so you can't call your db that.
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