That's why I've been going to classes for the past two years disguised as a dog. I can show up, sleep on the floor, and (in a couple more years) collect my degree. Biggest difference is that I didn't have to take out loans for the dog costume so I'm pretty happy with the investment.

Just like Greendale

A few months ago i was at a supermarket, and in the line at the register there was a woman with her service dog in front of me. The cashier started to throw a fit about the dog, spouting some stuff about hygiene. The woman informed her that service dogs are explicitly allowed; the cashier just shook her head in disbelieve. I just couldn't keep my mouth shut and told her (friendly) that a trained service dog is more hygienic and better behaved than half of her costumers.

Sadly, noone clapped, but i hope the cashier learnt something.

Man, I wish I could have gotten my degree just for attending. Could you imagine if his human didn't get theirs?

Did we... give a degree... to a dog?

Ain't nothing in the rules that say dogs can't play basketball earn an advanced degree.

When I met you I was but the good boy. Now I am the master.