Not strictly Linux..

But after reading about SystemD I realised that TempleOS would fall under the laws but there's no way in hell that's getting updated. There's gotta be some amazing way to troll the lawmakers with this.

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[–] 62 points 8 months ago (1 child)

It's a bit hard for him to comply. Why, you ask? Well, for starter, he's dead.

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  • [–] 54 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    "You wouldn't ask to put age verification on a Bible would you mister representative?"

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  • [–] 23 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    If those people actually read the bible, they would never let a child near it.

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  • [–] 0 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    If they actually read the Bible, they would never let a child near it go near a child.

    ftfy

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I don't think the bible cures pedophilia.

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  • [–] 72 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    Yeah, and I'd say it's a bit questionable whether California even has jurisdiction over revelations from God himself.

    Also, I don't think it does networking and app stores 😄

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  • [–] 28 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    TempleOS would fall under the laws

    So would DOS and Windows 95, but those haven't had any updates in a couple years. Surely they'll be updated to comply.

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  • [–] 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I'm getting to old for this age verification bullshit.

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago

    there is no way on hell, but there may be a way in heaven

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  • [–] 29 points 8 months ago (14 children)

    SystemD is only adding the possibility to store an age for the user, and the PR is being debated still

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I think the point people are making here is why does systemd need to store an age for the user.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    It can already store location data and other random metadata

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Define "location data".

    Systemd stores location data for unit files, it does not store geo lookup data. Again, why does systemd need to store user age?

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  • [–] 22 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Why would a glorified scheduling service need to store my birthday? Or age. Am I soon supposed to show/store my ID to all services running on my computer?

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

    The systemd service in question is probably already managing your accounts (if you've got systemd, that is)

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Oh crap, why didn't you tell me this earlier?

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    I'm still super impressed by homie doing this all on his own. Rest in power homie, wish you sought out professional help.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    this new anti-systemd sentiment reminds me of anti-TPM and anti-SecureBoot sentiment

    having TPMs and SecureBoot on Linux machines has only ever empowered device owners to ensure that the software on their devices has not been tampered with

    there's never been a case where these technologies were used against Linux device owners

    likewise, I predict that Linux device owners may find the age field useful for certain opt-in parental controls, but we'll otherwise look back on this and shrug at the extreme paranoia

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