In further honesty, we don't want to give the food to you because it's bad for you, just like it's bad for us. We just care more about you than ourselves
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this is perfect
thank you for the good laugh
This is ripe for bone hurting juice
Poor guy. It's the ultimate betrayal.
This is the cornerstone of the human-wolf relationship for thousands of years: table scraps.
If he were a cat, he'd use his new human speech to manipulate his humans into giving him food.
I don't really need my cat to speak English to understand what he's saying. He basically yells "I'm STARRRRRRRRRVING! I've never eaten in my entire life!"
He's a bit of a drama queen.
Food could be bad for dog. Or poisonous toxic. Garlic, onions, chocolate... I can't think of all of em ...
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If my dog would ever talk I would explain to him in detail why our high salt diet with onions and avocado and chocolate would kill him and that giving him more than a lick of whipped cream gives him diarhea. Poor guy doesn't understand that we deny him because we love him.
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