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[–] 48 points 8 months ago

In further honesty, we don't want to give the food to you because it's bad for you, just like it's bad for us. We just care more about you than ourselves

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago

    this is perfect

    thank you for the good laugh

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago

    This is ripe for bone hurting juice

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    [–] 50 points 8 months ago

    Poor guy. It's the ultimate betrayal.

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  • [–] 39 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    This is the cornerstone of the human-wolf relationship for thousands of years: table scraps.

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  • [–] 28 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    If he were a cat, he'd use his new human speech to manipulate his humans into giving him food.

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  • [–] 24 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I don't really need my cat to speak English to understand what he's saying. He basically yells "I'm STARRRRRRRRRVING! I've never eaten in my entire life!"

    He's a bit of a drama queen.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

    Food could be bad for dog. Or poisonous toxic. Garlic, onions, chocolate... I can't think of all of em ...

    Edit wording

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    If my dog would ever talk I would explain to him in detail why our high salt diet with onions and avocado and chocolate would kill him and that giving him more than a lick of whipped cream gives him diarhea. Poor guy doesn't understand that we deny him because we love him.

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