I can't goon... I'll go on.

I can't go on... I'll goon.

Had to look it up, but “goon” can also be a verb.

goon (third-person singular simple present goons, present participle gooning, simple past and past participle gooned)
(transitive, slang, ice hockey) To act like a goon; to act in an intimidating or aggressive way towards opponents.
(neologism) To legally kidnap a child and forcibly transport them to a boot camp, boarding school, wilderness therapy or a similar rehabilitation facility.

Who said you could fly, Goonther?

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Ahhh, the lost art of Kerning.

Get yer damn hands out uv yer pants Richard!

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No no, they have a point.