Not in my pants, sitting on a white couch, no.

Or when you pull that one booger out and all of a sudden you're aware of how blocked up you just were and you can breath.

I swear I've had detox poos before. Felt under the weather, sluggish, and generally bad. Take a good poo, like a good night's sleep!

I've definitely farted loud enough to wake myself up before.

Never. I have gas constantly but it just reloads immediately :(

I haven't had enough sex to make a proper comparison. We can fix this together.

Just want to say, if you don't have something with simethicone in your medicine cabinet, this is why you should strongly reconsider

or sharted yourself.

Y'all ain't fuckin' right if it's comparable to stomach pain relief.

Reminds me of this scene

Comparing them against each other creates the false impression that these are somehow mutually exclusive activities.