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The solution to long-distance relationships? A virtual kissing machine (lemmy.wtf)
submitted 8 months ago by to c/wtf@lemmy.wtf
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[–] 13 points 8 months ago

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    [–] 8 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics

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    [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    Remember to wash it regularly after "kissing"

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    [–] 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Everything needs to be online these days - you used to be able to hire a person, kiss them however you wanted to kiss your SO, & they would deliver that kiss exactly alike to your SO.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    It's this a thing? Hmmm.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Either that or my local past office really really likes me.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    In a town in which I used to live, the post office is now a gynecologist's office. However, because history features heavily in that town's history, historic buildings are heavily preserved there, so the medical facility still appears, at least externally, to be a post office.

    A friend of mine claims that he once went there and asked to "put something in a slot," only to be rudely turned away. Given the phrasing, I'm pretty sure he was joking.

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    • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Big Bang Theory should get a cut of this, looks almost like the one Howard made

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    [–] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    This will be (read: has already been) used by someone to give themselves head

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    • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    I bet there will be suck and fuck robots for soldiers oneday... if they are not already doing it with themselves.

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    [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    This feels like at least 2 decades old. Any more precise estimates?

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