Trees and reflective surfaces are great, but we also need to think about emergency backup power for cooling centers during grid failures - check out some options on gearscouts.com to see what kind of wh/$ value is possible these days.
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Tl;dw: Replacing pavement with green space (vegetation), trees for shade, and painting pavement and rooftops with lighter colors to reflect heat.
All, in my opinion, relatively simple to implement compared to the potential increase in livability. A sea of pavement is depressing enough even before the heat illness and deaths
Ok, but lets get a better name.
"Cool Block" sounds like a ban on cool people. Like if you show up, and you're a really cool person, they'd stop you and say "WHOA! HOLD IT!!! WE HAVE A COOL BLOCK IN PLACE! LAME PEOPLE ONLY! You'll have to leave! And take your 5 girlfriends with you! Your lifestyle of having multiple types of sex, with multiple people at once, is far too cool for us here!"
Consider the overlap between people that are cool and people that are physically attractive. The city is too hot? Keep the hot ones out to bring the average down. Ez.
Or it’s the cool block where the cool people hang out and you can be cool by hanging out there too
They really need to be careful, though,
they wouldn't want to make it too cool for school...
Meh, I was thinking of a giant ice cube. 😬
Narrator: Fortunately, our handsomest politicians came up with a cheap, last-minute way to combat global warming. Ever since 2063 we simply drop a giant ice cube into the ocean every now and then.
Suzie: Just like Daddy puts in his drink every morning. And then he gets mad.
Narrator: Of course, since the greenhouse gases are still building up, it takes more and more ice each time. Thus solving the problem once and for all.
Suzie: But--
Narrator: Once and for all!
Whatever became of that magic cooling paint that fluoresces sunlight into infrared?


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