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[–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Meh, I was thinking of a giant ice cube. 😬

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    Narrator: Fortunately, our handsomest politicians came up with a cheap, last-minute way to combat global warming. Ever since 2063 we simply drop a giant ice cube into the ocean every now and then.

    Suzie: Just like Daddy puts in his drink every morning. And then he gets mad.

    Narrator: Of course, since the greenhouse gases are still building up, it takes more and more ice each time. Thus solving the problem once and for all.

    Suzie: But--

    Narrator: Once and for all!

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