americans always act surprised when someone throws rocks back at them

Ha. Russia was paying for US influencers to travel the world on vacation if they smuggled flash memory cards. Which have serial numbers on them. Purchased with trackable credit cards. They got caught somehow though.

I'll volunteer. Do you think they would get mad at me if I just guessed where US assets were?

"Boats only work in water. So their boats are probably in the ocean somewhere"

You joke but they only pay like $20k for spies.

Or at least the ones that get caught are only paid like $20k.

Which is even weirder considering the examples we have are usually pretty well off to the point where $20k shouldn't even be a big deal lol.

Sure but when they actively start getting involved by supplying intel that's a step up.

We're skipping WWIII and WW IV. Going straight to WW V. Every country given 3 million nukes, and a 3 day timer to destroy the world. It's kind of like Majoras Mask, without the moon, and with a lot more racism.

Clearly.

Yay authoritarian dictatorships!