Ah the classics never get old.

Had a meeting with a new guy on my team and the PM asked him to get on camera. When he does you can see he's sitting in bed shirtless even though he tried to keep it to just his face. I was like WTF I later found out he's a paraplegic and I felt bad for him.

Baywatch me eat this food off the floor.

Anyone who hasn't drunkenly eaten a burger off the floor raise their hands I fucking dare you.

Dad getting a divorce just rented an apartment.

Is that alec Baldwin?