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[–] 61 points 8 months ago (15 children)

I've never understood why this theme became so popular in porn. But also, it's porn. If you're watching it for the plot, you should probably be watching something else.

But obviously, this is more about banning something than actually an issue with the porn. Oiling up that slippery slope.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago

    I think a lot of it is because it makes writing really easy. You don't need to come up with a reason for these two people to be near each other in an intimate setting, which they can easily turn into something more sexual. Not many people are watching for the plot, so they just need a bare bones contrivance for it taking place.

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    You never quit beating your meat mid-fap because the plot was just so captivating?

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    There was one that really stuck with me. This poor homeowner needed a plumber but she had no cash. It was a harrowing story of love and loss, and the climax was stunning.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    There's sex with some level of plot, and there's plot with some level of sex. It depends on which goal is greater for that movie or book. There is also a variety of degrees of porn plot, from bad to decent (with still the goal of being porn, but far more believable).

    Are not-step-siblings still okay? Short of being admitted in the script, how does one know the relations? I guess the same validation as when the actress says she's 18, right?

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  • [–] 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Next up is sexual relations with neighbours, then friends and finally sexual relations altogether.

    Thank a god we have people looking out for us! /s

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  • [–] 22 points 8 months ago

    In the UK? Home of the real-life incestuous monarchy? Is it unacceptable to pretend that non-blood relatives bang each other?

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago

    Step-prime minister, what are you doing?

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  • [–] 37 points 8 months ago* (9 children)

    Fuck these pieces of shit dude. Fucking stop with the protecting children talk. It's all lies.

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  • [+] -8 points 8 months ago (8 children)
  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    There is no way the kids who grew up with technology in their lives from the start won't find ways to work around it, especially when pitted against the people coming up with these legislations who struggle to understand the basics of technology.

    Even if kids were to be completely banned from the internet and it somehow magically was enforceable, they'd just end up buying physical porn.

    If they actually wanted improvement, they'd fund support for parents and the educational system so kids grow up in environments that teach them good values and feel safe in. But instead, we get this meaningless duct tape that'll still probably cost a fortune for us, and will be unenforceable for anything but the biggest porn providers/distributors.

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  • [+] 0 points 8 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    I don't follow your reasoning, you support the current laws enacted by the government in this area (age verification, proposing ban from social media) but you end your comment saying you disagree with the government nannying kids as they do a poor job of it. Those seem contradictory?

    Also, you don't need a VPN to get around the current set of age verification crap. All you need to do is to look at smaller providers, which the government ignored because it's unfeasible to regulate them. Or providers from different countries who just straight up don't care. It's not even hard to find these, pretty much just page 2 of Google.

    The point being, any of these laws are unenforceable in reality. Preventing access to porn is not feasible in today's world. It was not feasible 30 years ago when the internet barely existed, except then yes it was magazines (and porn was still popular then because sex has always been popular in the history of humanity). In today's world if it came down to it I imagine it'd be SD cards or usb sticks. You seem to imagine it like walking into a store, in reality it'd be the 1 kid who got his older brother to download him porn and then sells it in school to his classmates for a few quid.

    These existed for pirated movies and games ages ago when access to them was harder. There is no need for this today because it's easier to get it from the internet. If the government magically managed to change that (which is doubtful), these would just re-appear because there'd be money to make. Same story as drugs.

    Regarding your last point, you phrased it like you were disagreeing with what I said, but basically just suggested the same but with concrete examples (re: better support for parents and the education system). I'm not sure what to make of that.

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  • [+] 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Oi! You got a license for that step-sibling?

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    Given that everyone's watching porn either on small sites flying under the UK radar or through a VPN/Tor now, what will this achieve exactly?

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    I do have a cause, though; it is obscenity. I'm for it. Thank you. Unfortunately, the civil liberties types who are fighting this issue have to fight it, owing to the nature of the laws, as a matter of freedom of speech and stifling of free expression and so on, but we know what's really involved: dirty books are fun! That's all there is to it. But you can't get up in a court and say that, I suppose.

    Tom Lehrer

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    It turns out this isn't a censorship ban or anything of the sort. The UK prime ministers are just tired of the unoriginality.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    What are you doing, step-neighbor?

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    what happens if two bro's swap semen and then their parents get married and they are step bro's but they stop the fucking, is that ok?

    and who will be watching all this porn to check?

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    Isn’t that all porn? 🤣

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Oi! You got a loicense fer that stepmum?

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    I don’t know how my sister is going to get fee pizza from now on. Damnit.

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