When I first moved to the country I was at the end of my long driveway when my neighbor ran up to me.

He asked “Do you have a gun? This lady hit a deer and I want to shoot it to put it in my freezer”

Then he looked at the bearded hippie in the European station wagon and said “nah, you don’t have a gun.”

I love running over tribals with my tank.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXmM2Lez3nc alternate frontend

DRIVING IN MY CAR, RIGHT AFTER A BEER

I got tanks for that.