So do all wild mammals that live near fruit bearing trees I'm sure. That's kind of the gig. It's not like they're cultivating their food or checking for spoilage. They're opportunistic feeders, so fruit on the ground that isn't overly spoiled is going to be a meal.
Ever seen drunk Deer or Moose?
How do they collect wild chimp urine for testing?
so, who is collecting the monkey piss ? and do they put that on their immigration card as to "purpose of visit" when they arrive or are they engaging locals to collect the monkey piss ? Is there a LinkedIn job description ? how do they advertise for the position ?
When asked to participate in Karaoke, all the drunk apes rate their ability to sing higher than it actually was.
I hope someone took their keys.
Like they aren't dangerous enough.
And how does one collect wild chimp urine? "Here, Bobo! In the cup! In the cup, boy! No, not on your sister! In the cup!"
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