To stick to the theme of my chart, since Unitarian Universalism is non-trinitarian it would likely need to be a Unix-like OS that isn't Linux. I would give it OpenSolaris. (And that's a compliment.)

Think about it a little more....

Northern baptists were decentralized abolitionists, while southern baptists were centralized and pro-slavery.

Arch is the denomination that is super proud of itself, despite being messed up for most people. OpenSuse is Baptist due to it's general reliability and flexibility. ChromeOS is Southern Baptist because it's barely recognizable as Linux.

I've heard mostly bad things about southern baptists, so I understand why the chrome os. I'm unsure of the relations of baptists and southern baptists.

Evangelicals are typically traditional, very conservative, and proud. I thats a play on the arch user of doing everything in the command line and letting everyone know.

Orthodox is has some nuonsed diffrences to Catholic, but is under a different hierarchy. Not sure how that relates to slackware

The bottem row are all non Christian, so they are aptly not linux.

If you use Slack then you are probably a person that finds benefit in self-inflicted struggles. You seriously might find benefit and meaning in the Orthodox Church.

MacOS is Hillsong.

I can see that.

Also, many of these are not Christian, and many of these are not Linux.

I'm aware.

Which I would appreciate ... if I had the least idea about Christian sects in the US.

It's very Christian to not understand the difference.

Sounds about right to me.

It was created by google. That's not impossible or even particularly improbable

The motorcycle chose you?

Checks out

Judaism is Unix.

Too on the nose.

Don't worry, you can buy a new one, but they're still the same price...

Well, I am Anglican...

Pop_OS! would be United Churches of Christ. Derived from Ubuntu, and generally accepted as reliable and easy for newbies.

Depends on the CoC.

It's kinda a weird one in a lot of ways.

That's part of the joke.

Bro u r duuuuuuuumb (wanna kiss?)

FreeBSD and macOS user but those are UNIX rather than Linux

Yes, and the meme is which branch of christianity the OS is the equivalent of.

"Atheism" and "Spiritual but not religious" are not braches of christianity

I think NixOS might be Unitarian Universalist. Dreamed up in a doctoral thesis, seems neat, half a dozen ways to do anything (none of which are truly wrong), access to all the packages in the world, terrible documentation.

It's immutable.

Your distro chose you.

What's your distro and I'll reassign you.

We'll have to wait until AluminumOS is actually released to place it on the chart.

My guess is that it becomes First Baptist in Dallas.

Android is very technically Linux. So it can't be Islam.

Islam is still an Abrahamic religion, but doesn't recognize Jesus as more than a prophet. So, NetBSD.

Backwater folk making things work the best they can.

I think that's a pretty good description of non-denom/Baptist churches. User checks out!

Happy Lent.