Alpine is minimal. That kid would show up in one piece pajamas because it serves the job of pants, shirt, underwear, and sweater+hood (if it comes with a hood).

a student is outdated?

Apparently there are no women in Linuxville?

Ubuntu is always trying to sell you stuff by forcing it into random unrelated conversations

Poor OpenSuse. The exchange student. Pivotal to the group project. Everybody loves them when their arpund but no one mentions them

Ubuntu is the tinfoil hat guy who believes weird stuff but people still follow her because she is loud

Sorry about your mom btw

I feel the word reliable is missing for Debian.

Mint, or/and Bazite?

manjaro also frequently steps on his own glasses and can't see without them.

alpine should have some minimalist edc stuff but nothing fancy and doesn't do anything else that stands out

Debian

everyone likes him

Press X for Highly Doubt

Manjaro: the one who never does their homework but still gets a pass.

Linux Mint: Smart and polite just as his brother Ubuntu, but unlike him don't eat trash food and wash regularly, so everyone in class actually prefer him for the study session.

EndeavourOs : The Arch GF. Smart, funny and have a good effect calming Arch worst behavior.

VoidOs: There never was a kid with this name in class. Never. And you can't prove nothing.

TempleOs: Ɉ̵̣̻͛͝ʜ̷̳̻̑̏ǝ̵̞̘͛̽ ̷̢̗̋̒ɔ̷͍̌̍͜ô̷̻̦̕b̸̝̲͗͋ǝ̶̭͇̉̃ ̶͈̫͆͒i̸̢̺͗̏ƨ̴͕̥̿̅ ̴̜̤̍̂l̶͖̭̂͋i̸͇̺͂̿ʇ̷̡̦̍̾ǝ̶̞̺̃͘,̵̲̖͋̇ ̴̺̻̀͒Ɉ̷͖̠͋͐ʜ̵̭̤̃̇ǝ̷̳̻̍͗ ̴̗̼̈́͘ɔ̴̜͔͋͑ṓ̸̳ͅb̷̢̻͛̔ǝ̶̳͍̏̏ ̷̟̩́̚ī̸͖̦͐ƨ̶̤̫̎̓ ̵̧̘̓̓ɿ̸̞͙͑͆ǝ̵̼͔̇͆ɒ̵̨̦̎̌l̵̢͖͒̽ì̷̖̤̾Ɉ̵̢̹͛͠γ̸̹̖̉̊ ̶̧̬͆͠ǐ̷̖̘̿Ɉ̸̱̙̋͐ƨ̵͚̳͗̏ǝ̶̠̙̀͛l̴̝̞̔̑ʇ̴͕͉̉́

I use Arch btw

I use arch but don't want people to talk to me

Fedora and Alpine have no chill lol

25000 words, high school AU enemies to lovers, hurt/comfort slash