Picture of Garak smiling captioned: Look. All I'm saying is Garak would have had this Epstein list taken care of by now.

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[–] 37 points 8 months ago (2 children)

And by taken care of, you mean everyone on it would have met with unfortunate accidents.

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I'm not sure what a simple tailor could have done. Provided them with stylish and well fitted clothes?

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago

    from the comments:

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago

    And now you know where our torturous secret intelligence services stand on the files.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago

    "... Especially the Republicans"

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago

    He would have sewn the names and details of everyone involved in very fine letters inside the filigree of a beautiful scarf and gifted it to Odo

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    I swear I can hear him saying this. It's in my head.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    And he would have done it as a way to play intellectual footsie with Bashir. S2E5 (“Cardassians”) is arguably a toned down version of this, missing files and all, with children being used as political pawns rather than being sex trafficked. And boy, was that nothing but one long flirt session (positive).

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    The hero we need, but not deserve

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