Opinions are like butholes. Everyone has one, and if you present yours to others, expect them to engage.

Don’t let them get your Goatse.

WRONG. Someone is WRONG on the internet and I MUST right that wrong!

;-)

Everyone has one and many of them stink.

You had a shower thought of an internet meme that has been around for like 20 years?

cat owners know this

Opinions are like assholes. Every so often you just want to use lube and fuck them... Up.

They're like hearts too, in that case. See, they don't have to be negatively framed, lol.

Let my show you my bud hole

It's where me and my buddies hang out

Some people are bigger opinions than others!

You're all fucking liars. Every one of you. You know if someone bent over and showed you their butthole that you'd poke it. You can't not. It's a base mammalian instinct.

and everyone is on the internet looking for some.