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[–] 35 points 8 months ago (3 children)
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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago

    They both opened the Ark of the Covenant while listening to a Memorex tape.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago

    What you lookin at, smoothskin?

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    "O ballocks! I'm going to get Epsteined, aren't I?"

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 8 months ago

    Nah they think he's the scapegoat to shut us up, but really he's just the breadsticks at the start of a 3 course meal, gotta save room for the main course, we haven't even had appetizers yet. .

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    These 2 would make the crypt keeper scream.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    So that's what peak inbreeding looks like.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    The rapiness is showing

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    Monarchy is sooo 1674.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (1 child)