Lol I'd love to be a fly on the wall at one of my ex's therapy sessions as I know for sure she's incapable of telling the truth about just about anything. The fantasies she concocts are more amusing when you know everything.

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This is a total tangent, but, WHO THE FUCK IS WALTON GOGGINS?...the man just appears out of nowhere to show up in all my adverts, and I sit here, "Walton Goggins, you named your kid 'walton'"?

"...you see, it was actually considerably worse and I refuse to keep getting undersold by her like that."

“First of all I absolutely let you have all the privacy you wanted. Second of all those were my Corn Flakes and I was absolutely justified in cutting your brakes. Back me up here, doc.”

Therapist: "Another rube to line my pockets..."

My ex actually sent my therapist MULTIPLE emails to try to share her side of the story, and also to try to get him to share confidential information about me. Apparently in all his years of therapizing, he'd never seen anything quite that crazy.

Therapy exhausts me, and I'd like to be uninvited to these sessions as I don't have much to add, but seeing posts like this and reading other peoples stories makes me realize that it could absolutely be so much worse.

One of my ex's told me she lies and hides things during therapy. That's probably the best way to use therapy. But that would make this all the more interesting to hear.

My ex-boss stopped talking to me over something stupid. I pretend he does not exist wherever he passes by, was the only one not to wish him a happy bday, go out of my way to avoid mentioning, and would not piss on him if he was on fire.

Amyway, once you are done with a person, be done with them proper. At best, you should treat them as a prop, not a human.