The balls on this guy
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Give the hamster some privacy, dude
People say they slept like a baby, but have you ever slept like a hamster?
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You should buy him and name him Dragonballs.
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Ah, hello "Let's Get High And Go To The Pet Store" person. I've not encountered your ilk in nearly 26 years, when I worked at a pet store. I recall your kind, coming into the store reeking like a skunk. "Bro, can we see the snakes?" you'd ask. I'd indulge. Until the Burmese python incident. One hand streaming blood, the other being constricted. My manager having to pry the snake's hook like teeth off my thumb. You and your friends now intently watching the rhythms of the saltwater fish...
Must be mice.
I don't think I would find this comfortable
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Priorities
Is this really what that is he's resting on?
My spirit anermal
Oh damn! I thought I was the only one who does this!
I can't imagine that would be comfy. That's a lot of weight on the ol' bean bag.
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Livin' the dream
I mean, if you can, you can.
This literally slaps, lol.
Just keeping his babies warm and safe
Nice? Trust me, if you are not a hamster, that can NOT be nice.
cruelty to animals (isolation, pellets on ground that aren't comfortable enough to make a bed. a hard hard floor under the pellets, day after day of misery and tedium and a form of sensory deprivation, having to use his own body as a pillow because of horrible cruelty) isn't actually funny!
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