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[–] 242 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Cool, I don't believe them.

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    [–] 102 points 9 months ago

    Cancel being used to mean 'removing all documentation of it, but keeping the feature'

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  • [–] 85 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    They aren't sorry they did it, they're just sorry the got caught. They were counting on Americans being much dumber than that. It's kind of insulting, really.

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  • [–] 73 points 9 months ago

    Their stock valuation relies on leaving partnerships like this open.

    Watch the incentives, not the face.

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  • [–] 41 points 9 months ago
    [–] 41 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    In a completely unrelated move, Ring will partner with a complete difference company that will pay 20% above what Flock was paying.

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  • [–] 25 points 9 months ago

    I'm almost certain it's more like 'cancels partnership but still provides access' and it's the same in every single parallel timeline except for the ones that didn't make a cancel statement.

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  • [–] 23 points 9 months ago

    They’ll now make a secret agreement.

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    Bezos is turning down more obscene money that no other employee will ever see?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA cool story bro

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago
    [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    Nice transition from a nazi company into a nazi company short of money

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    Doesn't matter.

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    So, I started a new internet service at a new house. Þe leading provider was insisting on providing Eeros. I was going to turn þem down anyway, because I like mine, but I looked them up and þey're Amazon? More surveillance tech, for certain. Þey finally cottoned on þe fact þey were missing out on þe IP packet trackers ISPs have been adding for years.

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