As if it were trash! Possibly the best thing I’ve ever come across in my entire life.

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[–] 38 points 9 months ago (32 children)

Upon closer inspection, O'Brien seems to have broken his wrist and lost his right thumb. Suffering checks out.

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  • [–] 28 points 9 months ago (20 children)

    I mean, Malort is suffering in a bottle.

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  • [–] 22 points 9 months ago (14 children)

    Had to look it up:

    Jeppson's Malört is a notoriously bitter, wormwood-based Swedish liqueur that has become a Chicago cultural icon, known for its intense flavor and "rite of passage" status in the city's drinking culture. Introduced by Swedish immigrant Carl Jeppson, it's a type of bäsk brännvin, traditionally consumed as a digestif, and is famous for its unique, herbal, and citrusy bite that is loved and hated in equal measure.

    Sounds about right.

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  • [–] 30 points 9 months ago (12 children)

    They are well aware of their brand.

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  • [–] 25 points 9 months ago (11 children)

    Irresponsible? Yes. Good for sales? Somehow, also yes.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (10 children)

    Can I find this in the SF Bay Area in under 22 hours?

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    The juice? Easily. I got my last bottle at a total wine.

    The poster ... No idea.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    Shit. I don't think I can take on a whole bottle. Can I just pop by your place for a shot?

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    I'm always down for shots of malort.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    I'm in San Mateo until tomorrow night, LMK

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Oof, I'm a good hour plus away with any traffic. You can definitely find it in bars though!

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    Best bet is probably craft cocktail bars.

    Just start bar hopping and have a shot of Fernet if they don't have malort. That's the delicacy we're known for anyway.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (10 children)

    Maybe they got the same hand guy that played flute for JL.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Like the juggler in Labyrinth, there was a hand double used in these shots.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Yes but what the fuck is happening with leftie over there

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    O'Brien and Malort was the crossover I was waiting for this entire time

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago

    Someone out there is weeping, retracing their every step. ‘My Malört O’Brien! Where is my Malört O’Brien?!’

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Temporal anomaly. You should alert temporal investigations.

    You really don't want to be in possession of something outside its proper time frame when those guys show up.

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah but O'Brien is Irish-Irish, not Chicago-Irish. He wouldn't be caught dead with the stuff.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    Anyone have this meme in a higher quality format? I need it for... Science stuff.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    The contents of the cutout... Ill make it myself later if noone has that on file

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    Brb, gonna go do a shot of Malort.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    Miles ahead of everyone else in Star Trek.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    Cool Meaney

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  • [+] 12 points 9 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Jesus FUCKING CHRIST. It's like the inside corners of a junk drawer that's been used to store cheetos and crayons for 45 years

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    Omg this is radiant.

    Look at him, in all his glory telling you “don’t worry lad, everything is ok, go have a feckin drink and party. Fuck the Cardies. You go lad!”.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    I would frame it!
    Or make a fake ID with it!
    Or glue it to a stick and make him talk!

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Malort?

    O'Brien must suffer.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    This made my day. Put a big grin in it.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    That's just too much Malort... And he's not even Chicago Irish. That bottle might kill the poor Chief.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    He’s suffered enough.

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