I've hit the most satisfying weight for my OCD and I'm trapped now

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[–] 91 points 9 months ago (3 children)

My knowledge of Roman numerals is insufficient to decode it but my weight's been "ERR" for years.

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  • [–] 70 points 9 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Don't be so harsh! I'd accept 432,10 kg

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  • [–] 38 points 9 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 32 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    You’re not really that weight though, the phone adds some. Sorry to have to inform you of this.

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago (10 children)

    That's amazing, that's the same weight as my luggage!

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 9 months ago (9 children)

    ....im assuming your luggage is pretty heavy lol

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] [S] -1 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    We're talk'n bout' pee pees yeh?

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago (9 children)

    That reflection does not look like 123kg to me, how??

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    I'm 190cm and sure, a bit chubby, but easily break the 120kg mark

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I’m 1m85 and have been at 65kg most of my life. I’m closer to 70kg now. You’re almost double my weight.

    We should try to find someone half my weight (30kg) and someone double yours (240kg) and we could hangout, maybe create a secret society or something.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Unless you're made of solid muscle, you may want to do some self reflection because 120kg at 190cm is pretty well into the range of clinical obesity.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    I can't get over how your legs look in the reflection. looks like you're wearing super tight shorts and your legs are squeezing out where they stop. kinda the upside down version of a muffin top

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah it looks weird as fuck, and my front knee looks off to the side somehow. Gotta admit though it was really flattering to my muffin top so im not complaining 🤣

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Go back to bed. You've already won. The day can't possibly get any better from here.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    This is one of my pet peeves - fraudulent scales. There's no way in Hell that bathroom scale is that accurately measuring your weight. Yet it just displays it anyway to make the item feel more luxurious or high end than it really is.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (2 children)

    Could you please explain why bathroom scales aren’t accurate? I love to learn and this is new to me.

    A scale is a scale right?

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Every scale has certain limitations on accuracy. A bathroom scale is just no where near the cost of a scale that can precisely measure to five significant figures.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I expected a brain in that reflection

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago (13 children)

    That's almost 300lbs! The reflection rules out morbidly obese, so are you tall as fuck, jacked as fuck, or both?

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  • [–] [S] 13 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Probs just fat as fuck. I weighed myself a couple of months ago and saw 145kg and knew I gotta sort out my weight out. Im average height

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  • [+] 5 points 9 months ago* (3 children)
  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    Yeah it's weird, I was just being lazy with wording, but now I want to defend BMI a little since it's not that stupid. (I meant to say he didn't look like the stereotypical image of a morbidly obese person, which in hindsight isn't very productive)

    It's true that BMI is only useful for "normal" people, which excludes pro-athletes/body builders with a lot more muscle than the average person, and people with conditions that affect their weight. For the vast majority of people, it's a useful metric for overall health. Anyone who cares about longevity and quality of life shouldn't ignore it just because it's uncomfortable to think about or "seems wrong" based on some self assessments. Obviously, there's a lot of stigma around being labelled as obese, but people are judgy assholes about everything. What's basically guaranteed, though, is that if you do lose weight to reach a "healthy" BMI, you will feel a lot better physically (and probably also mentally). Pains you didn't even realize you had will go away, you'll have more energy, etc.

    I'm not saying you should lose weight, idgaf. Your life isn't mine, and I'm not here to give unsolicited advice. I just feel compelled to add some extra context so people don't draw hasty conclusions.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    My dumb ass American mind assumed that scale was in pounds and I though the guy was a little person until I saw your comment

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    You don't have to be a little person to weigh 123lbs, just skinny. I'm average height and have always been super boney and the only way I've ever been able to gain weight was by working out. I weighed about 125ish almost my entire adult life, and only in the last couple of years as I became able to bike 100 miles a week did I squeak past 130

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    [–] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    The ultimate power move was if there was something we couldn't unsee in the reflection

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)
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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Old 4chan meme where posts were given a numerical value and users would try to guess/game doubles or triples for the last 2-3 digits in the string. It usually came with a stipulation, like "trips and I x". Haven't lurked in a looong time, so dunno if it's still a thing. Might be showing my age.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I don't see the appeal of that sequence of numbers.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    123 lb isn’t very heavy at all!

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Min does 2 decimal points, but the last digit only shows 5-gram-increments. 80.00 -> 80.05 -> 80.10 and so on.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    What are your thoughts on using Wegovy or Zepbound? Have you thought about asking a doctor for the prescription?

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I used wegovy a few times and it was fine but i just couldnt do the needle anymore, im a giant pussy with that stuff. I tried pills but they didnt have too much of an effect. Just trying willpower atm now

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

    Losing weight without the Rx is amazing. I have lost about 100 pounds on zepbound but do worry about what would happen if I stopped.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I wasn't aware that there were household scales with that level of precision, to 5 significant figures.

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