Not the new pope, he is from Chicago. He was raised on hotdog water and white bread.

“Baptise me in hot dog water. Lord knows the holy stuff won’t stick.”

Holy water (of the variety you dip your hand in) generally contains human waste (from the hands) and salt (added to stop it from growing mould or algae). Probably not too different from hot dog water.

What about pork soda?

Time to make some holy hotdog water

I had an old coworker that made his own vodka. He always talked about wanting to make some from hotdog water. He was going to call it WurstWasser. I even made him a logo with an anthropomorphic hotdog taking a shower. I hope he made it.

That's why Fred dust named an album after it.

For the budget conscious, be sure to save the weenie water! Add a ketchup packet for a delicious soup!

Random Pro Tip

Steam your hot dogs and buns. Idk I just tried it the other day and light-years better than boiling.

I mean there’s a lot more symbolism to piss of xtians you can draw from this with it being a phallic symbol and whatnot…

What about instant noodle water

Wow, I’d sure like to have someone explain how the Holy Water thing works on a molecular level

What if you add a single drop of hot dog water to holy water, or vice versa?

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