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[–] 11 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Holy water (of the variety you dip your hand in) generally contains human waste (from the hands) and salt (added to stop it from growing mould or algae). Probably not too different from hot dog water.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Ok. Hear me out.

    Hotdogs brined in holy water

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I mean, God did turn some dudes wife into salt, so there's precedent for salt being used.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Always thought that was weird, salt was very valuable so was it a concession prize? Sorry you don't have a wife anymore but here's something pretty cool instead. Like if someone changed my husband into money I might be like, well, it was his time...

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