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[–] 70 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Can someone shoot the president to detract from the president shitting himself?

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  • [–] [S] 32 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah, but they'll miss and then that'll be a distraction from stealing the midterms

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago

    You're just too scared of getting even more evidence that our glorious god king heals faster than wolverine, like that time his ear and 37% of his head got shot off, and then the next day he played a perfect round of golf and cured cancer!

    (Have to add /s, because that actually sounds like something a magat would say with a dead straight face... 😒 )

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Or at least shit on the president.

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  • [–] 55 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    We also will kidnap the leader of another country as a distraction

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  • [–] 24 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Yes , that's how Trump and his administration operates. Whether it's on purpose or just the product of a chaotic idiot, that's how it works. Every day is a shit show to make people forget the previous shit show. It's how they can do anything without consequences.

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago

    To have a pedophile USA president and you wait the elections or the Epstein files lol. You are cooked.

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago

    I can't be the only person who looked at the top right corner to see how much brown mana it cost to cast this.

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I thought trump announcing he wants to rig the elections was a distraction from shitting himself and the new Epstein stuff released

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    Then play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    Shart of the deal

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    The Aristocrats!

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Why is AI trying to make Bobby Kennedy look like a bespectacled Texan & as well as Doug and Dr. Oz younger than they are?

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    or they're just that incompetent. Not everything is a conspiracy

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    American here: It sounds like the Germans have it spot on.

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