cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/42566426

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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[–] 10 points 9 months ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SHATTER

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I'm sad

    I really thought it was "shat"

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Must've been reminiscing about K-mart.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    SLEEPY JOE BIDEN SHIT MY PANTS!

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Trump (with a deep thoughtful expression): I shit, therefore I exist.

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    [–] 18 points 9 months ago* (4 children)

    A friend of mine claimed to have seen an epstein doc showing that a child trump raped stabbed him in the guts, and claims that injury is why he shits himself.

    I've not seen that corroborated, but the revenge fantasy is a great story.

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  • [–] 35 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    I mean... Trump is an 80 year old man who lives on a constant diet of McDonalds. I don't think it takes anything more than that to explain why he shits himself.

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago

    THANK YOU! THANK YOU! NO QUESTIONS!

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  • [–] 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    “I appreciate it.” —Donald John Trump, with a smug look on his face, shaking hands with some nazi weirdo, his briefs full.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Very strongly!

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago*

    Probably the best wet farts in the world if you think about. People love my wet farts. In fact, have you bought my golden Trump diapers yet? They have authentic feces in them.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    Why not also post a link?

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago*

    I am for reeaaal.
    never thought I'd make my booty shit,
    I apologize I shit my pants

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    shart of the deal

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Someone done shit m'self!

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