>Danger Kitty

>friend shaped

Canadian cougars politely ask how you would like to be mauled.

Honestly, how can they expect you not to hug it. Just look at the ears!

"Yes, hi, I'm not a leopard, I'm from the coalition of pumas, and what we would like to know is, since you have such a surplus of faces so that you can't possibly even eat them all, would it be possible for us to have some?"

If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.

He just needs cheek scritches

Cop 1: "This cat don't even wear shades"

Cop 2: "this cat thinks they too cool for justice. In these mean streets!"

Cat: hey guys, hey everyone, uh, it's true that I ate all the puppies on this mountain. You can get my new single on the streaming things.