all 6 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 30 points 9 months ago

Dumbasses, that is why they chose a snake as their symbol, to remind each other to always train on jaw flexibility every time they eat precisely so this wouldn't happen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake

Also sucking dick is great, don't insult such a giving act by associating it with those who never give.

  • source
  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago

    The dangers of giving a rusty tromebone; lockjaw and tetanus.

  • source
  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    Insurance denied his claim, calling it a pre-existing condition.

  • source
  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Wouldn't the graveyard shift involve less dick sucking? I'd imagine the second shift would be the peak, probably the latter half

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments